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A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”, The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside to look and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus., Here are the funniest Bible stories known to man. See if you can catch a few good points along the way! 1. The Sons of Thunder. In Mark 3:17, we learn of Jesus’ hilarious nickname for his disciples James and John. James and John were brothers, and their father was Zebedee. So they were properly known as the “Sons of Zebedee.”.
Sawdust, Logs, & the Golden Rule - a humorous lesson on Jesus' teaching from the Sermon on the Mount of the speck of sawdust and wood plank in the eye and the Golden Rule. The Wedding Banquet - A parable about God's invitation to all people and coming to him on his terms and not our own., Discover 8 skits and plays from the Bible that serve as powerful and engaging illustrations for teaching biblical lessons and stories., My number one funniest Bible story is that of the Philistines and the Ark of Covenant. This story, more than any other one, shows God’s sense of humor. In 1 Samuel, the Israelites battled the philistines and lost. So, they decided to take the Ark with them the next day so that its power would protect them., Here is a collection of some of my favorite moments in children’s ministry. Why Jesus never married- according to a ten-year-old. “And Jesus grew in wisdom and stature and in favor with God and men,” I read from Luke 2:52. Instantly, one hand shot straight up. “Is that why Jesus never got married?” asked the ten-year-old. “What do you mean?”, A Good Sunday School Lesson Makes People Laugh In a healthy class, much of this laughter will come from the spontaneous outpouring of a group enjoying being together. It never hurts, however, to look up a few funny stories to include in every lesson. It is the rare communicator who can connect with an audience without humor., From funny children’s sermons to serious topics, these creative lessons bring Bible stories to life. Each week, we offer free 5-minute children’s sermons in PDF and video formats, perfect for children’s church..